Phyllis Diller Turns 86 -- Tempts Grim Reaper
2003-07-17 - Paterson, NJ - Comedienne Phyllis Diller turns 86 today (July 17) and she's celebrating in killer-diller fashion -- by displaying her paintings in an art museum in Paterson, New Jersey.

Post-It For Pasties
2003-07-17 - New York, NY - If you're a stripper who wears pasties the makers of Post-It sticky notes may need your input on a new product.

Elvis Lives!
2003-07-17 - Los Angeles, CA - It's the return of the King -- as in Elvis Presley.

Oddest Odd Jobs Include Stunning Salmon, Cooking For Nudists
2003-07-17 - Oklahoma City, OK - Some odd jobs are truly odd.

Nelly Looking For Apple Bottom Booties
2003-07-17 - St. Louis, MO - Hip-hop artist Nelly is looking for a few good booties.

A Teen Dating Game With A Lesson To Teach
2003-07-17 - Minneapolis, MN - Boy talk isn't just a vapid pastime for teen girls -- and a new card game is out to prove it.

Foggy Day In Computer Town
2003-07-17 - West Lafayette, IN - The clouds are lifting for computer graphics designers who tediously animate clouds.

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' Bizarre Beauty Secrets: Soft-Boiled Eggs And Handstands
2003-07-17 - New York, NY - Supermodel Rebecca Romijn-Stamos will do anything to remain beautiful -- even stand on her head.

Flash Lites July 17th, 2003 - Rip 'N' Read Recap
2003-07-17 - New York, NY - Porn actress Jenna Jameson is blowing off celebs with bad bodies. In a new VH-1 documentary, "All Access: Getting Naked," Jameson snipes that Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to "cover up" and calls Courtney Love "disgusting." All her comments aren't as catty. She says Elizabeth Hurley should "be naked as much as possible."

Around The Weird - Bizarre News Briefs for July 17th, 2003
2003-07-17 - Bangkok, Thailand - Thailand gamers are in a tizzy over a new rule that limits online gaming. Officials say putting a cybergaming curfew between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. is the only way to make sure teenagers don't spend all night online.