Cambridge, England -- Regardless of how John Kerry behaves in private, he's still a "horny jerk" -- as far as his anagram is concerned.

According to anagramgenius.com, the letters in "John Kerry" can also be used to spell "horny jerk."

Other political figures don't make out so well in the all-important anagram battle. For instance, anagrams for George W. Bush include, "He grew bogus" and "Ugh! Sewer bog."

-- The letters in "Vice President Dick Cheney" can also be arranged as, "Prick's ethic: Deny Evidence."

-- John Edwards can be spelled as "John's red wad" or "Drew John's ad."

-- Finally, when the letters in the sentence,"Arnold Schwarzenegger, governor of California," are switched around, it says, "Sigh. An overgrown nerd in charge of a zoo after recall."

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• Election Shocker: Bush Better Flirter Than Kerry

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