Denver, CO -- A Washington state man has been crowned the king of beer drinkers because of his love for the suds. According to the "Denver Post," John Marioni won the coveted titled of Beerdrinker of the Year from Denver's Wynkoop Brewing Co. after answering a bunch of beer-related questions. At one point, the 40-year-old admitted, "I got married because of beer. Both of my children were conceived because of a whole lot of beer."

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Mich. -- The karma police have struck a 23-year-old burglar who defecated on the floor of the home he was robbing. A Saginaw County judge has sentenced thief Jonathan Naessens to scrub 100 toilets at the Saginaw County prison, reports "The Saginaw News."

NEW YORK -- A Harris Interactive poll reveals one in five Americans would pay to see Osama bin Laden publicly executed on TV if he were captured, found guilty, and sentenced to death. The poll was done for TRIO cable network.

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