New York, NY -- Mama knows best, and now she's dispensing relationship advice on a toll-free hotline.

Regena Thomashauer, who calls herself "Mama Gena," is a relationship expert and runs the Mama Gena's School of Womanly Arts. Now, she's launched a 911 Valentine's emergency hotline where men and women can call for advice on what to do for their main squeeze on Valentine's Day.

Her hotline's pre-recorded messages give men ideas for all budgets, from bringing breakfast to your wife in bed to giving her the credit card and letting her buy new lingerie which she will wear later in the evening.

It also has advice for women. One tip: put together a gift basket of things to tantalize your man, like KY sex lube.

The biggest question men call with is: "What do women want, and why won't they tell us," while women want to know: "How come he doesn't know what I want?"

The hotline, 1-866-595-6832, remains open until the end of February.

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