New York, NY -- Techno musician Moby is taking the U.S. election results pretty hard. In a posting on his website, moby.com, the keyboardist says he feels the majority of Americans are right-wingers and that the folks who live in New York and California should break away and form new countries called "Pacificstan" and "Northeastistan." No word on if anyone will be receptive to Moby's idea.

LONDON -- How much would you pay for dog doo owned by former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell? One enterprising fan is hoping to get at least $20 for some dog waste collected from Ginger Spice's Shih-Tzu. The poop was scooped up three weeks ago in London's Green Park, where Halliwell reportedly walks her pooch regularly -- often clad in diamond dog collars.

ATLANTA -- Move over Seabiscuit! Another horse is galloping into the movie world. The TNT cable network is developing a film about 2003 Kentucky Derby/Preakness winner Funny Cide, who beat all odds to almost win the triple crown in horse racing.

LOS ANGELES -- Comedian Steve Harvey is looking for the "Craziest Person in America." The talk show host launched the contest after receiving unsolicited video submissions from a man who washes his hair in the toilet and a woman who has an annoying laugh. Fans with crazy talents can submit videotapes to steveharveysbigtime.com for a chance to be flown to Los Angeles, judged in front of a celebrity panel and win $10,000. The contest kicked off Sunday (Nov. 7) on Harvey's show with a clip of a man who is able -- and willing -- to kick himself in the groin.

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