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	2004-11-02 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Election Briefs

New York, NY (WFN) -- If John Kerry loses the election today (Nov. 2), he should have plenty of dinner dates to keep him busy. According to a poll by the Zagat Survey, 52 percent of Americans would like to have dinner with Kerry while only 48 percent want to break bread with George W. Bush. INDIANAPOLIS -- George W. Bush won't get a kick out of this news: A new survey conducted for a book about derrieres called -- what else? -- "Derriere: The Book," suggests that 62 percent of Americans want to kick the president in the behind. British prime minister Tony Blair and Dick Cheney bring up the rear with six percent of the vote. NEW YORK -- John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra, may be the real winner in this year's presidential campaign. According to a "Political Ho Down" sponsored by Heavy.com, Alexandra Kerry is the presidential babe that voters would most want to spend the night with in the Lincoln Bedroom. DES PLAINES, Ill. -- Elephants can't vote but two pachyderm pundits will be participating in a straw poll this morning (Nov. 2) in Des Plaines, Illinois. Two non-partisan elephants with the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus will be given bales of straw featuring the names of John Kerry and George W. Bush. The candidate whose bale has the least straw after five minutes of chomping will be declared the winner. Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-11-02/101010983.html">Election Briefs</a> This is the world of an Airport Tycoon. Where control is your only job and success is your only option. WELCOME ABOARD. Experience the enhanced game play and vivid graphics of the updated online version of America's #1 game show!     More Weird News From 2004-11-02 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • Toddler Urinal New Potty Training Product For Boys • Election Briefs • English As A First Language • Western Buffs Want U.S. Holiday For Cowboys • U.S. Dogs Try To Lick International Competition • Sports Fanatics Share Their Low Moments • New Book Immortalizes Fake Bands • UFO Watchtower Points Eyes To Sky • Kabbalah For Pets • Former Porn Star Reveals Phone Sex Secrets • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap   « Current Weird News Stories

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