Vancouver, British Columbia -- George W. Bush may want to come across as a steadfast leader but he reverses himself when his speeches are played backwards.

That's the straightforward findings from Vancouver-based reverse speech researcher Jon Kelly, who says that when tapes of last week's debate are reversed, "Dubya" says some shocking things.

He says when the President's remarks about training Iraqi soldiers are played backwards, Bush can be heard saying, "I blew it. Your stupid boy. I've been so dim."

Kelly also claims that during the moment when Dubya discussed his positive working relationship with FBI director Robert Mueller, he was really saying, "This guy's stupid. I lie."

Even more shocking: Kelly says that the moment when Bush discusses the importance of having a president willing to chase down terrorists, the Prez is really admitting, "I'd arrest Jesus Yeshua."

By comparison, John Kerry's reverse comments don't make him sound like a flip-flopper. Kelly says that throughout the debate, Kerry made backward statements like "I am pissed. Bush can move the drugs;" and "Lucifer cleaned the drug money."

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