Washington (WFN) -- Presidential hopeful John Kerry may need to launch an anti-bush campaign -- an anti-bushy eyebrow campaign that is.

A grooming survey by Grooming Lounge found that bushier-browed candidates have lost the last four presidential elections.

That could be bad news for hairy Kerry: 92 percent of the respondents of the survey say he has more pronounced eyebrows than George W. Bush.

Experts for the company believe that if Kerry wants to save his political career he'll need to wax or trim the excess hair.

Other hair raising facts include: 76 percent say George W. Bush has better hair than Kerry, but 64 percent think Kerry spends more time primping himself.

Finally, 91 percent of respondents think Kerry is more likely to be "stockpiling" nose hair trimmers in his medicine cabinet.

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