London, England (WFN) -- If breakfast or cartoons won't get a kid out of bed on a Saturday morning, then maybe a t-shirt will help them rise and shine. A co-host of a children's program in Britain is facing a lot of heat lately from a t-shirt he wore on Saturday morning's broadcast that says "Morning Wood," According to Reuters, Dominic Wood is being chastised by Britain's media regulator after wearing the shirt while hosting the morning show, "Dick and Dom in Da Bungelow," a show that caters to 8- to 12-year-olds.

WABASHA, Minn. -- Speed kills, but in this case it earned a motorcycle rider possibly the fastest speeding ticket in U.S. history. A Minnesota State Patrol pilot clocked 20-year-old Samuel Tilley, going 205 miles per hour on his Honda 1000 motorcycle on a Minnesota highway. Tilley was arrested for reckless driving, driving without a motorcycle license and driving 140 mph above the posted speed limit of 65 mph.

BELLVUE, Wash. -- A Safeway store in Washington State had to clean up the produce isle after a 23-year-old homeless man left human feces on fruits and vegetables, forcing the store to close down and be cleaned. According to police, the man left the dookie some time Sunday night. Authorities later arrested the man across the street from the supermarket and say the evidence found on his body matched physical evidence at the scene of the crime.

BERLIN -- The German mobile phone maker Siemens Mobile says it is working on a phone that will tell cell users when their breath stinks. The phone will use a tiny chip measuring less than one millimeter to detect unpleasant odors. It can detect bad breath and alcohol and also atmospheric gas levels.

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