West Palm Beach, FL (WFN) -- Anyone can write a book without sounding like a boob -- even recent authors Pam Anderson and Jenna Jameson.

That's the word from ghostwriter Mahesh Grossman, who says the "Baywatch" babe and the porn queen are proof that good ghostwriters can make anyone sound as good on the page as they look.

Grossman says it's doubtful Jameson or Anderson had the time to write their books. In his words, "Pam told her ghost writer her life story on a Friday and had him package it. That doesn't sound like serious writing to me."

Still, Grossman isn't reading the riot act to Anderson.

He figures 43 percent of books currently sold involved ghostwriters and that's good employment news for folks like himself.

Some ghostwriting gigs are harder than others but Grossman figures the folks who handled the pencil-pushing for Jameson and Anderson probably found it easier than other projects because, as he points out, "Anyone who can talk dirty can write a sex scene."

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