Saddle Brook, NJ -- A lot of Americans wouldn't mind if presidential candidate John Kerry was bossing them around.

According to a survey by staffing firm Ajilon Finance, 45 percent of respondents think Kerry would be good at being bossy, while 41 percent say George W. Bush is better at cracking the whip.

If the candidates were CEOs chosen for the job on their managerial skills, 27 percent of workers would rate Kerry as intelligent, 19 percent find him ethical and 19 percent think he'd offer fairer pay and compensation.

Fifty percent find Bush to be a strong leader, with 24 percent finding him ethical and 10 percent compassionate. But only a measly 4 percent think Bush is intelligent.

But a lot of employees want to keep their political opinions quiet at work. The survey found 49 percent would rather listen silently when politics are discussed in the workplace.

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