Las Vegas, NV -- The presidential campaign is a real circus right now -- and it's making things hard for the real-life freaks in the Jim Rose Circus.

The politically incorrect circus has just created a new show dedicated to the Bush administration but, sadly, Rose says not one U.S. promoter is willing to risk bringing it to their town because it "...mirrors life in America."

For instance, America's growing obesity problem is saluted by a 450-lb contortionist who chomps on hamburgers throughout the whole show.

The show also critiques America's treatment of native Americans by having a chieftain smash his own sex organs with a hammer, while a French woman protests the heated arguments between the U.S. and France by, as Rose puts it, "...blowing fire from her womanhood."

Despite the success of anti-Bush films like "Fahrenheit 9/11," Rose says the current political climate means there's little chance his show will be seen by American voters -- which is why he's taking the tour to England this fall.

The "Jim Rose Dubya World Circus Of Freaks" debuts September 14 in Bristol, England.

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