Los Angeles, CA -- Campaigning for the office of president can be tiring work, but George W. Bush and John Kerry don't have to worry about finding a place to crash.

That's because an ergonomic products retailer is offering to deliver a special mattress to both of the candidates at any place and any time on the campaign trail.

The honchos at Relax The Back will give Bush and Kerry a king-size CoutourSleep bed which can be adjusted for firmness and sleeping position on both the left and the right sides -- ha ha, get it?

A spokesman for Relax The Back says although the company is making the proposal to the two candidates, "we'd be shocked beyond belief if they took us up on the offer."

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