Phoenix, AZ -- Greg and Lisa Webster's first child -- a daughter -- is due in September, and she's already smarter than you.

That's because the Phoenix couple are both members of Mensa, the egghead organization that only accepts people who score in the top 2 percentile of a standardized intelligence test.

The brainiacs met three years ago in a Mensa meeting, and now Greg and Lisa will reaffirm their vows this weekend at the group's annual convention, which starts Wednesday (Jun. 30) in Las Vegas.

Although the Websters aren't big gamblers, they should have a good time anyway. Scheduled events include a quilting bee, a lecture on Gregorian chants and the 24-hour game room, where intellectuals play chess, backgammon, and other board games.

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