Las Vegas, NV -- Las Vegas tourists say the darndest things, usually before they visit.

For instance, the phone staff for the Vegas.com travel website recently received a query from some young ladies who were planning a visit and wanted to know the requirements for working in a strip club to make enough moolah for a trip.

Other tourists who haven't the Vegas idea include the caller who wasn't sure he registered for a hotel because, in his words, "I was drunk!"

Then there was the loving son of a deceased slot-playing mother. He wanted to know if there was anyone who could make a tombstone based on her favorite slot machine at Caesars' Palace, adding, "it was red, white and blue 7s."

Finally, some troubled tourists are calling the hotline when they're already in Vegas, such as the guy who had to find a bail bondsman in Sin City because four of his pals had been arrested for public urination.

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