Chicago, IL -- Brad Pitt may be married to Jennifer Aniston but a nude fat woman recently caught his eye in Chicago. Don't worry: "The Chicago Sun-Times" reports that the fat lady was actually a painting by an Illinois teenager, who sold it to the actor for $800 after he initially offered $500.

HOLLYWOOD -- Hollywood's power players under the age of 35 will meet to give themselves a pat on the back later today (Jun. 2) with "Premiere" magazine's Premiere The New Power awards. Honorees will include Kate Hudson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Carnahan, John August and Eve.

QUITO, Ecuador -- "Apprentice" runner-up Kwame Jackson is a two-time loser in Donald Trump's eyes. The real estate mogul recently fired Jackson again -- this time from his job as a judge for Trump's Miss Universe beauty pageant. Jackson was disqualified after he was caught flirting with some of the contestants in their hotel in Quito, Ecuador, where the beauty contest took place last night.

VANCOUVER, B.C. -- Oh, the cost of beauty! Halle Berry confesses the protein shake diet that helped her buff up for her role in "Catwoman" also gave her a horrendous case of gas. She tells TeenHollywood.com, "It was wicked stuff. I had the worst gas in the world."

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