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	2004-05-19 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Gumless God Refuses To Eat His Words

Corinth, MS (WFN) -- Getting people to believe you're God can be like pulling teeth -- and it's even worse when all your teeth have been pulled. That's the cross that a self-proclaimed messiah in Corinth, Mississippi, has had to bear for the last 9 months. "Mississippi Messiah" Bill Godwin admits the jaw-dropping dental surgery was painful and regrets no longer being able to eat corn on the cobb. However, he keeps positive by reminding himself that having his rotten teeth pulled wasn't as bad as the 100 electro-shock treatments he received 30 decades ago for bi-polar disorder. Godwin's gumminess hasn't affected his preaching ability, but it is putting a crimp in his love life. He estimates that before he had his teeth pulled, he had sex with more than 1000 men and women but, now admits, he doesn't know many men or women "....who want to date someone without teeth." Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-05-19/101009648.html">Gumless God Refuses To Eat His Words</a> Gears of War thrusts gamers into humankind's epic battle for survival against the Locust Horde. Come on down to play The Price Is Right game!     More Weird News From 2004-05-19 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • Gumless God Refuses To Eat His Words • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap • Bow-Wow Buyers Beware • Houses From Hell Win Top Prizes • Bread Baker Rises To The Low-Carb Challenge • Dean Martin: Making Hard Work Look Easy • Burger Lovers Get A Taste Of Fame • There's Always Room For Jello Shots • Jeweler Creates Buggy Jewlery • Rap Group Offers How-To DVD For Aspiring Groupies • Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs   « Current Weird News Stories

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