New York, NY -- Thanks to his new reality series, "The Apprentice," Donald Trump is becoming almost as famous for saying "you're fired" as he is for making money. But that doesn't mean the typical American wants to ask him advice on how to fire an employee. According to a new survey by Office Depot, if given the chance to talk to Trump, 25 percent of folks would ask him "how to make a million bucks fast" - but only one percent would ask for some tips on firing.

LAS VEGAS -- Britney Spears has reached a certain level of notoriety. A Las Vegas celebrity tribute show has added a Britney soundalike to its lineup starting Monday (Mar. 15). The Spears-alike joins a cast that includes impersonators of Charlie Daniels, Ricky Martin and Michael Jackson.

NEW YORK -- Alanis Morissette is revealing the naked truth: She likes walking around in the buff. Morissette tells "Organic Style" magazine that she's a "...leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist," which her friends find "disconcerting." Morissette isn't always completely naked. After she completes any new project, she buys herself some diamonds.

LONDON - George Michael is hanging up his microphone and calling it quits for his professional singing career. The former Wham! man says his new album, "Patience," will be his last "commercially-promoted release," but he'll continue to release his music over the internet for free or in exchange for donations to charity. He tells BBC's Radio 1 he's retiring because he doesn't need to make any more money and he'd like to reduce his public profile.

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