Brea, CA -- Would you want to be playing cards with Michael Jackson's creepy mug staring back at you? How about his creepy mug shot?

Two Southern California entrepreneurs are selling a deck of cards with celebrity mug shots on the faces instead of the traditional kings and queens -- and Jackson's infamous shot from his recent booking by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff is one of them.

But wait, there's more: Nick Nolte's wild-haired police snap from his drug arrest is the 9 of Spades, and O.J. Simpson's post-Bronco chase booking photo is on the King of Spades card.

All in all, there are 53 stars pictured at their lowest moments, including Eminem, Kobe Bryant, Tonya Harding and Ozzy Osbourne.

The deck sells for $11.95 online at dgpentitie.com/cards/

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