Los Angeles, CA -- Some of Sean Penn's detractors may want to tell him to shove his Oscar where the sun don't shine, but a celebrity "feng shui" expert has some more practical advice for the placement of the actor's new honor.

David Cho says Penn can maximize his ability to attract more Oscar-caliber roles by positioning his statuette at the middle of the north wall of his home. This way, whenever he looks at his award and reflects on his accomplishments, he'll be facing his ideal "feng shui "direction to retrieve good luck.

Meanwhile, Best Actress winner Charlize Theron needs to position her Oscar in the southwest corner to keep the good vibes flowing in her direction.

Cho says Supporting Actor winner Tim Robbins and his longtime love Susan Sarandon would benefit from placing their Oscars together at the middle of the west wall of their home.

Finally, Supporting Actress winner Renee Zellweger will have more success if her new Oscar is positioned in the northeast corner.

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