Lueneberg, Germany -- A teenager in Lueneberg, Germany, who got his teachers stoned is bringing new meaning to the term "high school." The student -- who is known only as "Ole" -- fed ten teachers a cake laced with hashish. Some of the toking teachers went to the hospital for nausea but the principal predicts the stony student will avoid expulsion because he's apologized for the prank.

VINCENZA, Italy -- An Italian truck driver had to be treated with oxygen after he and his girlfriend spent more than 31 hours kissing in an attempt to break the Guinness record. Ananova.com reports the 37-year-old was rushed to a hospital in Vincenza following the stunt, which is believed to have set a new world record of smooching for 31 hours, 18 minutes and 33 seconds.

HONG KONG -- A DVD mix-up left a Hong Kong family watching explicit pornography instead of the oral hygiene video they were supposed to have received as a promotion. The "Sun" newspaper reports the video contained shots of women urinating instead of brushing and flossing tips. Health authorities are investigating the matter.

SINGAPORE -- A self-proclaimed love guru in Singapore is planning a TV show in which couples compete to see who can be the first to make a baby. Wei Siang Yu, who goes by the name "Dr. Love," says he'll launch the reality series, titled "Dr. Love Superbaby Making Show," later this year. He's hoping the conception competition will help Singapore's falling birth rate, which recently hit a record low of 1.37 children per woman.

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