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	2004-02-11 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Keith Richards Should Have Died 9 Years Ago

New York, NY (WFN) -- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is living on borrowed time. In fact, he should have died back in 1995. Aging expert Dr. David Demko has calculated the various expiration dates of different celebrities and says that the average man who experienced Richards' sex, drugs and rock lifestyle should only live to be 52. However, Richards just turned 60 and shows no signs of keeling over anytime soon. Dr. Demko figures 40-year-old Whitney Houston has only 19 more good years left and predicts 55-year-old Ozzy Osbourne won't live much more than ten years. Meanwhile, 45-year-old Michael Jackson has 30 years left and Demko doesn't think rapper 50 Cent will kick the bucket until 2053 -- when he's 77 years old. Demko's deadly insights appear in the latest issue of "Blender" magazine. Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-02-11/101008897.html">Keith Richards Should Have Died 9 Years Ago</a> Faye is back and puzzling her way through even more enchanted realms in this mesmerizing sequel to Dream Chronicles! Experience the enhanced game play and vivid graphics of the updated online version of America's #1 game show!     More Weird News From 2004-02-11 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • Howard Dean's Campaign Going In The Toilet • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap • Celebrities Heat Up Fireman's Gala By Painting Helmets • 57 Percent Of Singles Think First Dates Are A Waste Of Time • Tampa College Student Prize-Winning Proposer • Jimmy Hoffa: Not Buried In Giants Stadium • Keith Richards Should Have Died 9 Years Ago • Mr. And Mrs. Claus Tie The Knot • Regis Philbin Back On 'Millionaire' • Lingerie Bowl To Return In 2005 • Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs   « Current Weird News Stories

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