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Keith Richards Should Have Died 9 Years Ago

New York, NY (WFN) -- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is living on borrowed time. In fact, he should have died back in 1995.

Aging expert Dr. David Demko has calculated the various expiration dates of different celebrities and says that the average man who experienced Richards' sex, drugs and rock lifestyle should only live to be 52.

However, Richards just turned 60 and shows no signs of keeling over anytime soon.

Dr. Demko figures 40-year-old Whitney Houston has only 19 more good years left and predicts 55-year-old Ozzy Osbourne won't live much more than ten years.

Meanwhile, 45-year-old Michael Jackson has 30 years left and Demko doesn't think rapper 50 Cent will kick the bucket until 2053 -- when he's 77 years old.

Demko's deadly insights appear in the latest issue of "Blender" magazine.

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