Detroit, MI (WFN) -- Here's proof that Howard Dean's presidential hopes are going down the toilet: Toilet paper featuring his mug is rolling off the shelves.

That's the straight poop from Detroit-based toilet paper entrepreneur James Wilson, who sells rolls of T.P. featuring the presidential candidates at www.toiletpolitics.com

Dean has yet to win a primary but Wilson says his toilet paper is a top seller, wiping out Democratic competitors like Wesley Clark and John Kerry.

But while Dean is the No. 1 T.P. choice, George W. Bush is close behind at No. 2. Wilson jokes that Republicans are buying up the Bush T.P. to, in his words, "clean up that weapons of mass destruction scandal."

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