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	2004-02-11 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Howard Dean's Campaign Going In The Toilet

Detroit, MI (WFN) -- Here's proof that Howard Dean's presidential hopes are going down the toilet: Toilet paper featuring his mug is rolling off the shelves. That's the straight poop from Detroit-based toilet paper entrepreneur James Wilson, who sells rolls of T.P. featuring the presidential candidates at www.toiletpolitics.com Dean has yet to win a primary but Wilson says his toilet paper is a top seller, wiping out Democratic competitors like Wesley Clark and John Kerry. But while Dean is the No. 1 T.P. choice, George W. Bush is close behind at No. 2. Wilson jokes that Republicans are buying up the Bush T.P. to, in his words, "clean up that weapons of mass destruction scandal." Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-02-11/101008893.html">Howard Dean's Campaign Going In The Toilet</a> Faye is back and puzzling her way through even more enchanted realms in this mesmerizing sequel to Dream Chronicles! Experience the enhanced game play and vivid graphics of the updated online version of America's #1 game show!     More Weird News From 2004-02-11 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • Howard Dean's Campaign Going In The Toilet • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap • Celebrities Heat Up Fireman's Gala By Painting Helmets • 57 Percent Of Singles Think First Dates Are A Waste Of Time • Tampa College Student Prize-Winning Proposer • Jimmy Hoffa: Not Buried In Giants Stadium • Keith Richards Should Have Died 9 Years Ago • Mr. And Mrs. Claus Tie The Knot • Regis Philbin Back On 'Millionaire' • Lingerie Bowl To Return In 2005 • Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs   « Current Weird News Stories

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