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	2004-02-05 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Aliens Are Using You As A Super Computer

Long Beach, CA (WFN) -- An extraterrestrial abduction specialist has made an alienating discovery: Aliens use parts of the human mind for data storage. Dr. Terry Johnson says after 35 years of research he has discovered the fiendish E.T. plot to use the human race as super-computers. He says E.T.s pump the human brain with vast amounts of data but prevent us from accessing it so our race will remain uncorrupted and "unspoiled." Besides storing data, Johnson says the E.T.s use human hard drives to power their spaceships -- and that's causing painful problems: He suspects some seemingly healthy people suffer surprise heart attacks after being cosmically computed. But while the E.T.s control is mostly mental towards men, their treatment of women goes below the belt. Many aliens impregnate Earth women with hybrid kids that are being sent to propagate other planets. Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-02-05/101008860.html">Aliens Are Using You As A Super Computer</a> Transport passengers around an attractive and realistic city! Add rides and scenery to the world's greatest attractions with the complete RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 collection!     More Weird News From 2004-02-05 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • Aliens Are Using You As A Super Computer • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap • Pixies Reunite For U.S./European Tour • Movie Producers Barking Up The Right Tree With Benji • Call Mama On Valentine's Day For Dating Advice • Oh Soy! Clothing Made From Tofu • Flower Business Is Blooming For Men • Will Ali Museum Be The Greatest Tourist Attraction Ever? • Shakespeare Would Have Flunked The SAT • Search For World's Largest Snake Crawls On • Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs   « Current Weird News Stories

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