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Aliens Are Using You As A Super Computer

Long Beach, CA (WFN) -- An extraterrestrial abduction specialist has made an alienating discovery: Aliens use parts of the human mind for data storage.

Dr. Terry Johnson says after 35 years of research he has discovered the fiendish E.T. plot to use the human race as super-computers.

He says E.T.s pump the human brain with vast amounts of data but prevent us from accessing it so our race will remain uncorrupted and "unspoiled."

Besides storing data, Johnson says the E.T.s use human hard drives to power their spaceships -- and that's causing painful problems: He suspects some seemingly healthy people suffer surprise heart attacks after being cosmically computed.

But while the E.T.s control is mostly mental towards men, their treatment of women goes below the belt. Many aliens impregnate Earth women with hybrid kids that are being sent to propagate other planets.

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