Brantford, Ontario -- A Canadian man who is researching pedophilia desperately needs one more piece of data: A photograph of Michael Jackson's right hand.

Gerald E. Picard -- who is an expert in the character-revealing traits of the hands -- says he could tell whether or not the Gloved One is a pedophile just by examining his hands.

Picard claims a person's lifestyle traits are reflected in their hands, and has been using his so-called "handology" research to weed out the traits that indicate a child molester.

He has already examined a photo of Jackson's left hand and concluded Jacko has a strong sexual appetite, but he needs a good shot of his right hand to determine whether he's a pedophile.

The researcher says he'd do the analysis for free if Jackson contacted him, but is also inviting others to send him photos at handology@sympatico.ca

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