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| 2003-12-26 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Giant Spider Aliens Guard Saddam Hussein (April 18) | ||
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Rishon Le Zion, Israel -- On-the-lam dictator Saddam Hussein is getting some extra protection from a group of giant spider aliens. Israeli engineer Adrian Dvir -- who claims to be in regular contact with a group of extraterrestrials -- says the war with Iraq has universal implications because both countries are getting assistance from E.T.s. It sounds like a "Star Wars" film, but Dvir claims aliens who belong to the "light forces" are helping the U.S. battle Iraq, while a race of evil giant spider E.T.s help to hide Hussein. Dvir says the giant spider aliens have convinced Hussein they were sent from Allah to help Islam defeat the infidels but, in reality, the dictator is merely a tool for the evil spiders, who are planning to kill all Muslims after they kill off the West. As Dvir puts it, "[The spiders] have no respect for human life." Luckily, the good E.T.s are doing all they can to defeat the giant spider aliens and Dvir says "[George W.] Bush just needs to finish the job."
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