Fairport Harbor, OH -- A pet products company is looking for a few kitty cats willing to fill some corporate fat cat positions.

The Ohio-based OurPet's Company -- which makes cat toys and cat litter, among other things -- plans to hire six pet pussycats to serve on its new Feline Advisory Board.

Each kitty board member will be paid to try out new products and have their owners translate their "meows" into English-language feedback comments that will be sent to the company.

The cats won't even need to leave their homes to do the work, and will be paid the "cats-travagent" sum of $200 a year.

Owners who want to turn their pet into a money-making corporate high roller should write to the OurPet's Company explaining why their animal deserves to be a business big wig.

Entries can be sent to: The OurPet's Company Feline Advisory Board, 1300 East Street, Fairport Harbor, OH 44077.

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