Ventnor, NJ -- A newly-offered gizmo that turns your toilet paper roll into a musical instrument isn't just whistling "Dixie" -- it can also play tunes like "God Bless America" and "Singing In The Rain."

The so-called "Sheet Music" device fits inside a toilet paper tube and is triggered whenever someone pulls off a few sheets of t.p.

Marketer Marc Polish sells the novelty item at his website, justtoiletpaper.com, and says he was drawn to the toilet tune generator because, "it seemed to be a natural to go along with the toilet paper."

His toilet paper includes rolls embossed with the mugs of Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, as well as custom-ordered monogram toilet paper.

Each "Sheet Music" player plays one song and costs $4.

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