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| 2003-08-25 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Jesus Endorsing Ahnuld? | ||
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Fargo, ND -- Arnold Schwarzenegger's run for office has support in high places -- like the great beyond. According to a spiritualist in Fargo, North Dakota, Jesus Christ himself is personally endorsing "Ahnuld" for governor. The Reverend Speaker Gerald Polley says he recently channeled a message from Jesus suggesting Californians put the Terminator in office. Polley says Jesus wants someone with Schwarzenegger's "incredible character to serve Californians" and that the almighty spent hours pouring over the credentials of the other 134 candidates before making his decision. Polley says Jesus sends messages through him frequently, but this one was especially difficult to channel because, in his words, "I have a hard time saying Arnold's last name. It usually comes out something like Slushinhammer."
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