Shoreline, WA -- Coca-Cola or Snapple won't help you fight off chemical attacks. But a miracle "Sacred Water" you can make in your own home can.

That's according to members of a secret society who are currently spreading the recipe via the Internet.

The group, which claims to be descended from the Crusades-era order of military monks, The Knights Templar, says the recipe comes from none other than Jesus Christ himself.

To make the "Sacred Waters," you make a cube out of copper pipe, put several gems or crystals inside, then place glasses of filtered water within the cube and say an elaborate prayer.

The resulting "Jesus Juice" supposedly heals the immune system and, although colorless, tastes sweeter than wine.

One "elder brother" of the society -- a senior-aged accountant from the Pacific Northwest who wishes to remain anonymous -- says members have decided to share the recipe now because they believe Earth is currently entering the "End Times."

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