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|2003-03-06 - Weird News|
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Station Wagons Won't Replace Mini-Vans For Car Sex
Dallas, TX -- General Motors is trying to help the station wagon make a comeback, but the car may be too old-fashioned -- at least when it comes to car sex.
At least, that's what car sex expert Marshall Hayes is driving at. He runs the datingfun.com website.
He says station wagons were fine for sex during the "Brady Bunch" era but today's horny drivers want more.
For instance, Hayes says station wagons only allow for missionary sex, but roomy mini-vans allow for a variety of positions -- and partners.
In addition, he's also fond of conversion vans, which he says have high ceilings and a built-in VCR that allows you to watch porn in the car.
But mini-vans aren't the holy grail for car sex. Hayes says he's a big fan of VW vans "for really romantic situations."
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