Los Angeles, CA -- Kobe Bryant's lips say, "No," but his body language says, "Yes, yes, yes."

That's according to body language expert Dr. Rosalene Glickman, who analyzed Bryant's movements while talking about his sexual assault case during a press conference.

The verdict: Kobe's lying through his teeth about something. Even worse: Glickman says the way Kobe kept pulling his mouth back suggests he may have been "trying to spit out a confession."

Another shady sign: Most people keep their arms open when they're being honest but Glickman says Kobe kept his crossed as if he's hiding something.

Glickman claims that if Kobe's comments were run through a lie detector, he would fail.

That's especially bad news for Kobe's wife, Vanessa, because Glickman says the part of the press conference where Kobe lied most was when he said, "I breathe for her."

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