Chappaqua, NY -- The remedy for SARS may lie within the bodies of its victims -- specifically in their saliva, mucus and urine.

According to a physician in Chappaqua, New York, SARS victims can manufacture a drinkable antidote within two minutes using just their own body fluid, a vial and some clean water.

Dr. Savely Yurkosky says by taking the infected fluid, diluting it with water and agitating it, you create a homeopathic remedy which triggers the immune system to purge out the virus.

The key is repetition: You must dilute then agitate the mixture 30 times before drinking it, dumping out refilling the vial with fresh water every time.

Dr. Y says this same process can be used to create remedies for any type of toxin, but pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know this because then they'd be out of business.

He details the process in the book "Biological, Chemical and Nuclear Warfare: Protecting Yourself And Your Loved Ones" (Science of Medicine).

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