Los Angeles, CA -- Terrorist Osama bin Laden is a terror in the bedroom as well -- and not in a good way.

That's according to a woman in Los Angeles who claims she dated the al Qaeda leader for four months back in 1996.

Kola Boof, a native of Sudan, says circumstances forced her to become bin Laden's sex slave for a short time -- and it wasn't fun.

Even though bin Laden can be charming and has a very large sex organ, Boof claims he likes to bite during sex and "isn't happy until the woman is screaming in pain."

Even worse: Bin Laden is a control freak and forbade Boof from eating her favorite dish -- lion's meat.

But the straw that broke the camel's back for Boof was bin Laden's bad hygiene. She says he smells terrible and tried to romance her with food stuck in his beard.

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