Los Angeles, CA (WFN) -- The Fab Five are now training their queer eyes on the straight stereo. Capitol Records has just announced plans for a "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" soundtrack, featuring the theme song to the show, "All Things (Just Keep Getting Better)" by Widelife with Simone Denny. The theme will be released as a radio single next month, with the album, featuring tracks by Liz Phair, Elton John and Basement Jaxx, hitting stores Feb. 10. Other show-related records will follow.

EMMAUS, Pa. -- Wesley Clark is the Democrat most fit to challenge George W. Bush for the presidency -- at least athletically. Fitness experts tell the editors of "Men's Health Best Life" magazine that Clark's swimming and running regimen is the most physically-demanding of the Democrat contenders, followed by Joe Lieberman and John Kerry. Meanwhile, Bush's rigorous cross-training gets a hearty thumbs-up from the experts.

LOS ANGELES -- Even the dads will want to go to Sunday school now that sexpot Pamela Anderson is teaching classes. In an upcoming BBC documentary, the "Baywatch" babe confesses she reads the bible aloud and teaches religion at her sons' Sunday school. It may come as a surprise, but she says, "There have been bad times and good times and I have had religion to get me through...I've always believed in God."

HOLLYWOOD -- Ewan McGregor bares all in his upcoming movie, "Young Adam," but moviegoers in the U.S. won't be able to see it. And that makes him mad! McGregor tells "Premiere" magazine, "If you want to see my penis, you'll have to fly to Britain," where censors haven't snipped the full frontal scene. He says its ridiculous that his nudity is deemed offensive in the U.S. when graphic violence is almost always allowed past the censors.

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