Brooklyn, NY -- One greeting card maker is helping folks wish each other a very crappy holiday season.

New Yorker Jeff Schulz is the creator of Crappy Endings, a line of greeting cards that express what he says is the reality of the holiday spirit.

The cards contain honest phrases like "It's the most wonderful time of the year...Yeah right," and "It's the holidays!...Shop 'till you crap."

Schulz says he created the cards after last year's holidays.

"You think going home is supposed to be pleasant and it isn't for various reasons," says Shulz. That's when he thought, "someone should make crappy holiday cards that people could relate to."

He admits the cards aren't the kind of greeting you'd want to send to a relative, and are probably best suited for a close friend.

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