Vienna, VA -- A couple from Vienna, Virginia, is on the road to righteousness with a book of religious phrases spotted on Church marquees.

Co-authors Anthony T. and Mary Jane Reed's new book "Drive-By Inspirations Volume 1" (GoodWood Partners, LLC.), contains humorous phrases they've seen on the marquees of churches around the U.S.

Mary Jane has her favorites like: "Soul Food Served Here," "God Answers Knee-Mail," and the fiery "Where Will You Spend Eternity? Smoking Or Non-Smoking?"

The book took three years to compile, and in that time Reed forgot many phrases because she wasn't prepared to write them down.

But technology has been a godsend: When they can't write down a clever phrase, they can call and leave it on their voicemail.

Mrs. Reed says she may buy a cell phone with a camera so they can snap pictures of the marquees for future ease.

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