Cleveland, OH -- A Cleveland songwriter takes his music seriously -- even when he's just dogging it.

Benjamin Rzepka writes and records personalized songs about pets and sometimes he's required to sing about some very intimate matters.

Rzepka wrote a ditty to a dog who went into a coma after a bout of squirrel-chasing and another about a woman who loves her dog more than her husband.

So far, business is good but writing a pet pop song is always a challenge -- even if the challenge is just to keep from laughing.

Rzepka recently recorded an operatic ode to a bunny named "Pixie" and one of the lyrics proclaimed the rabbit better than the one belonging to Queen Elizabeth.

In his words, "It was hard to keep a straight face because Queen Elizabeth doesn't even have a bunny."

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