San Diego, CA -- It isn't just kids who say the darndest things: Adults are pretty good in the crazy quote department too.

Some adults guilty of uttering odd quotes and wacky statements this week include...

-- The vice-chairman of ophthalmology at UT Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas, who equates letting your kids wear novelty contact lenses without a doctor's prescription to "giving them the car keys without a license and without an adult in the front seat."

-- Justin Timberlake, who shared this philosophical statement with "PopStar" magazine: "You could not be sexy brushing your teeth. That's the worst time to be sexy, you know."

-- And, finally, there's the president of China Southern Airlines, who gave this quote about the launch of a new marketing system: "Our new TANG program is not an orange-flavored breakfast drink but a fully functional IT program which will expand China Southern Cargo."

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