San Francisco, CA (WFN) -- This August will be a good month to feel like a bum -- because it's been declared "National Anal Sex Month" -- no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

The cheeky declaration comes courtesy of the Good Vibrations sex toy company, the group who also celebrate "National Masturbation Month" every May.

Devoting an entire month to anal sex may sound asinine but organizer Dr. Carol Queen says its time has come since millions of Americans already "plumb the depths of anal pleasure."

But that number could expand, thanks to the Supreme Court," which recently ruled anti-sodomy laws as unconstitutional.

Although Queen hopes the public gets behind "Anal Sex August," she suggests first-timers educate themselves on the ins and outs of this "penetrating activity" to avoid any slip-ups.

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