Neenah, WI -- A popular toilet paper manufacturer is looking for a no-nonsense individual willing to give the straight poop to execs.

The Scott Tissue company is actively seeking someone to be "Chief Common Sense Officer."

Besides being a good chance to pad a resume, the paid position includes a $25,000 salary, a brand new Ford Windstar mini-van and paid travel expenses.

Eligible folks will make public appearances, provide common sense tips for the company and write a column for the company's website.

Scott officials have been scouting for men, women and teens in supermarkets around the country who exude common sense and more than 9000 hopefuls have already applied before the application deadline, July 31.

Scott Tissue isn't the only corporation offering weird jobs these days. A new position is called "C3PO," which stands for "Chief People, Product and Potential Officer." Also, AOL calls the head of its matchmaking service the "Chief Executive of Love."

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