Los Angeles, CA -- Summer concert season is here, but before you head out to Lollapalooza or the Warped Tour, there are a few points of rock 'n' roll etiquette you need to ponder.

For instance, if you're extremely obese, never stage dive or "crowd surf," says David Wollock, co-author of "Etiquette For Outlaws" (HarperCollins).

It's also important to pick the right venue when flashing your boobs or tossing your panties on stage because that kind of thing just doesn't fly at a Sting show or a concert by kiddie faves, The Wiggles.

And with intense security, don't even think about bringing a bong -- stick to easy-to-conceal joints and hide them well, advises Wollock.

What if you forgot your stash at home and you want a hit from that blunt the stranger next to you is sucking? Just ask politely.

Finally, Wollock says all of these rules can be thrown out the window if you're an attractive woman because, in his words, "A hot chick in a low-cut top can do anything."

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