New York, NY (WFN) -- It's not April Fools Day yet, but most Americans have made up their mind about who they think is the biggest fool.

It's Michael Jackson -- by a whopping margin.

According to pop culture pollster Jeff Barge, 80 percent say Wacko Jacko is hands down the most foolish American of 2003. The Gloved One easily beat out fellow fools Mike Tyson, Martha Stewart and Winona Ryder.

Other fools making the list include Robert Blake, Utah kidnapper Brian D. Mitchell and former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott.

Amazingly, the "least foolish " in America is Wendy Kaufman, better known as "The Snapple Lady," followed by Elvis Presley and "Good Morning America" host Diane Sawyer.

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