Vancouver, British Columbia -- Some folks may be upset at George W. Bush, but he's been promising to attack Iraq since his inauguration.

That is, if you listen to his speeches in reverse, as Jon Kelly does, a backwards speech expert in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Kelly says when you reverse "Dubya's" inaugural speech from January 2001, you can clearly hear him saying, "get someone," "saw the missile," and, most shocking of all, "Mission Of Baghdad."

Kelly claims backwards babbling can reveal the true thoughts of a person. If his theories are correct, Bush has been planning to attack Iraq since before his presidency.

If that doesn't leave you speechless: Kelly claims other Bush-reversed speeches in the past two years suggest that he's had Iraq on his mind, including this recent reverse rant, "Your land is my furnace."

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