Seattle, WA -- If you're a beautiful woman who'd like to spend hours having people sit on your back or set drinks on your behind, a Seattle artist wants to sit down and talk with you.

The artist is known as "Gord," and for 20 years, he's been turning women into lamps, desks, tables and even chandeliers.

It may sound strange but Gord says furniture has always been inspired by the female form.

Gord says uses specially-designed latex body molds created with the help of orthopedic surgeons that can keep someone contorted as a couch for long periods.

Amazingly, Gord says lots of ladies "love being objectified" as human furniture. However, the physical and emotional stress requires a woman who is flexible in more ways than one.

In his words, "I won't use women unless they're actually getting something out of this."

Some of Gord's female furniture appears in the latest "Hustler" magazine but, in the meantime, he's currently working on a way to contort three women into a computer work station.

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