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	2003-01-14 - Weird News Wireless Flash News Joe Satriani, The Susan Lucci Of Guitar Gods

New York, NY (WFN) -- Squealy guitar god Joe Satriani has a shocking confession: He says he's "the Susan Lucci of guitarists." What does he mean? Satriani explains that he has been nominated for more than a dozen Grammys, but has yet to win. The guitarist says he used to attend the award presentations but won't this year, and not just because he never wins. According to the rocker, he soured on the experience when the audience booed Jethro Tull in 1988 and it was changed into applause for the telecast. So, don't expect to see Satriani's chrome dome on this year's telecast, even though he's nominated in the category of Best Rock Instrumental Performance for the song "Starry Night." The "45th Annual Grammy Awards" ceremony airs February 23. Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-01-14/101005898.html">Joe Satriani, The Susan Lucci Of Guitar Gods</a> Experience the enhanced game play and vivid graphics of the updated online version of America's #1 game show! Rescue America's most provocative city from an escalating terrorist siege.     More Weird News From 2003-01-14 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • White Trash Drunk Becomes Hero In His Own Hometown • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap • Consumer 'Cocooners' Bursting Into Butterflies • Spyro Gyra Leader: 'I Hated Our Band Name!' • Oldsters Hate Being Ridiculed By Commercials • Halle 'Berry' Beautiful To Plastic Surgeons • Joe Satriani, The Susan Lucci Of Guitar Gods • Super Bowl Is Super Addictive For Gamblers • Phone Sex Operators Actually Like Their Jobs • Honey, I Sold The Family • Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs   « Current Weird News Stories

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