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	2003-01-14 - Weird News Wireless Flash News White Trash Drunk Becomes Hero In His Own Hometown

Shelby, NC (WFN) -- Getting burned and duct-taped when you're drunk isn't a fun way to become a celebrity but, hey, it's working for a man in Shelby, North Carolina. The man -- affectionately known as "Uncle Goddamn" -- is known for his amazing ability to withstand torture when inebriated. In fact, his only response is a drunken "Goddamn." Uncle Goddamn's nephews have been torturing him since the mid-1980s -- long before "Jackass" -- but now he has a global cult that includes fans like Marilyn Manson. Uncle Goddamn even has a spokesman, Brian Butler, who says fans travel thousands of miles to Shelby hoping to meet the Uncle personally. As a result, the former town drunk of Shelby has become its most famous citizen. Things should only get bigger. An "Uncle Goddamn" DVD is about to be released and some critics are calling it "the white trash "Citizen Kane."" Weird news story link: Just copy and paste the following code into your page. <a href="http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2003-01-14/101005894.html">White Trash Drunk Becomes Hero In His Own Hometown</a> Four unique and entrancing ways to play, explosive new game pieces, and awe-inspiring planetary backdrops. Take the wheel for a spin in the online version of television's most popular game show!     More Weird News From 2003-01-14 The day's offbeat stories from around the world. • White Trash Drunk Becomes Hero In His Own Hometown • Flash Lites: Rip 'N' Read Pop Culture Recap • Consumer 'Cocooners' Bursting Into Butterflies • Spyro Gyra Leader: 'I Hated Our Band Name!' • Oldsters Hate Being Ridiculed By Commercials • Halle 'Berry' Beautiful To Plastic Surgeons • Joe Satriani, The Susan Lucci Of Guitar Gods • Super Bowl Is Super Addictive For Gamblers • Phone Sex Operators Actually Like Their Jobs • Honey, I Sold The Family • Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs   « Current Weird News Stories

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