San Diego, CA -- Rumor has it McDonalds is considering sacking Ronald McDonald, and some experts say he better not clown around if he wants a new job.

Professional resume writer Robert Dagnall says Ronald McDonald's ability to perform magic and make balloon animals gives him good performance and presentation skills that are popular in the corporate world.

Dagnall worries that potential employers will note that Ronald was never promoted during his tenure with McDonalds and says they won't be impressed with his "corporate clown" attire.

Unlike Ronald, Dagnall is no Bozo.

His previous clients include the man who portrayed the Kool-Aid Man in TV commercials and the voice of Little Sprout from the Jolly Green Giant ads.

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