Tokyo, Japan (WFN) -- A homeless man in Tokyo has a new home -- jail -- after puncturing the tires of a parked car he claimed "was too noisy."

SYDNEY, Australia -- Australian health officials are unzipping their lips about a growing problem: Men who get their sex organs caught in their pants. Richard Hockey of the Queensland Injury Surveillance Unit, says trapped genitals are the No. 1 clothing-related injury and suggests men switch to button-fly trousers.

OTTAWA, Can. -- A new tanning drug is making women tall, tan and lovely and men very randy. The drug, MelanoTan, is currently being tested as a possible alternative to Viagra. According to the Ottawa Citizen, inventor Mac Hadley plans to advertise with the slogan, "One sniff, one stiff."

ARLINGTON, Wash. -- Whoever said a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush never met Arlington, Washington, resident Jamie Wing. After a red-tailed hawk collided with her pickup truck it flew into her truck and clamped its talons onto her right hand. Wing said the pain was so intense she considered ringing the birds neck, but waited until handlers could unclasp it from her. Unfortunately, the hawk's injuries required it be euthanized.

MEDFORD, Ore. -- Cammode code crackers in the Medford, Oregon, prison system have found that inmates are communicating to one another by clogging the toilets to fill them with air. The Jackson County jail commander says the inmates can shout and even sing messages to one another through the pipes.

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