New York, NY -- This has been a rough couple of years for funnyman Tom Green, what with divorce, testicular cancer, and his flop of a film, "Freddy Got Fingered."

But if you ask him about his regrets, you'll get a ballsy response. He says he wishes he would have eaten the testicle that was removed during his cancer surgery.

Green recently told the men's magazine "FHM" that at the time he didn't even want to take home his amputated testicle because keeping it seemed "a little Jeffrey Dahmer."

In retrospect, he wishes he would have kept it and ate it.

Finally, Green offers these testy words of advice to young men: "If one of your nuts is twice the size that it normally is, and it's really hard and hurting, go see a doctor."

Green's latest film, "Stealing Harvard," hits theaters this Friday (Sept. 13).

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